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A fine romance with no kisses.

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A fine romance, my friends, it is.

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They think we're like a couple of hot
tomatoes.

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But we're as cold as yet it is mashed
potato.

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A fine romance with no...

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What a charm.

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This is a fine romance.

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Well, say something, then.

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I'm just trying to get the facts
straight.

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I've already told you the facts. Well,
that's what I mean.

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Look, you arrived back from Brussels two
hours ago while we were having supper

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with Mike. You've been hiding upstairs
till he left. Is that right?

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More or less.

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What do you mean, more or less?

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I don't think you ever really went to
Brussels.

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I think you've been hiding upstairs the
last six months.

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It just sounds sillier than it is.

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It couldn't sound sillier.

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Aren't you glad to see me?

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Oh, I'm thrilled.

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I haven't had a completely insane
evening for ages.

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Of course I'm glad to see you.

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I just wonder why you couldn't arrive
normally.

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Well, I did, only I didn't know that
Mark was here.

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So I suggested that she wait upstairs
until he went.

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Well, I suppose it does make a terrible
sort of sense.

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I saw baby Bill. He's beautiful.

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Yes, he is, isn't he?

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Well, come on.

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Tell us some more about George.

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George. George?

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George.

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It's a chap I met in Brussels.

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He's proposed.

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Proposed what?

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Marriage. Sorry.

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Well, the first couple of months were
awful. I didn't know anyone. I nearly

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home. And then this girl at work invited
me to a party.

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So I said to myself, Laura, either you
sit around feeling sorry for yourself...

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Or you get up with your backside and do
something about it. So you went to a

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party and met Georges?

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Well, not exactly.

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I couldn't find the place, and I asked
someone, and that was Georges.

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Look, this proposal... No, I couldn't.

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He was a dear, kind man.

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I think if he'd offered to adopt me, I
would have accepted.

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I don't think Mum and Dad would have
liked that. But you know what I mean. He

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was a lovely, soft blanket.

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He made me feel warm and totally
protected.

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Perhaps that was the trouble.

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You do have a penchant for precarious
living, don't you? No. No?

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No! No? No!

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You said he was rich. Yes, Mary.

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No! Oh, shut up.

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Anyway, it's over and done with.

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And here I am, older and wiser.

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No, well, just older.

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Well, we're glad, aren't we, Phil?

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Aren't we, Phil?

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Yes.

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I expect Mike will be, too.

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And if you intend to hide upstairs every
time he comes round. Well, of course I

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don't. I just wasn't prepared to meet
him that quickly.

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I'm bound to bump into him sooner or
later.

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He's in a dodgem car.

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Well, I'll phone him then.

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We'll just try and say a bit more than
hello, Mike, and hanging up this time.

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Well, you know about that. That's why he
came round.

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He was worried.

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He was, Laura.

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You see, I just got to Brussels Airport.
I just phoned him, but when he

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answered, I couldn't think of anything
to say, so I hung up.

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No wonder he was worried. Oh, I know.
I've made a mess of it.

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I've made a mess of everything.

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Well, I'm too tired to talk about it
now.

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Yes, of course you must be.

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Well, I'm not having you looking for a
hotel this time of night. You'll stay

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here. That's already been arranged.

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Oh. Just till I've sought myself out.

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Shall I leave him in the garden?

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He's fast asleep and it's a lovely day.

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Yes, he's wonderful when he's awake, but
it's ever so peaceful when he's asleep.

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You were a long time.

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I enjoyed it.

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I'm afraid I showed off terribly.

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That's right, so do I.

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Aren't other people who show off with
their babies boring?

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So little to show off about, exactly.

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Is that lunch? Do you want a hand?

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I'm nearly done.

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Sit down and talk to me.

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You know, I've been thinking.

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Oh, yes?

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About Mike.

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Oh, yes.

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I'm going to have to see him sooner or
later.

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I suppose you are.

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But sooner it was later than sooner.

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I don't think you owe him an explanation
about that phone call.

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Yes.

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I don't suppose... No.

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But if you were to bump into him, now
you're back on bumping into him. I'm not

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likely to. I don't see that much of him.

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But if you... If I do, I shall not give
a single clue at your whereabouts or

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well -being. If anything's going to be
said, it's got to come from you.

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Now, I want your promise on that.

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Good.

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Because, you see, I want it to come from
me.

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Well, I hope you mean this century.

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Hello, Helen.

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I'm sorry to bother you.

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Not a bit of it.

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It's not a bad time, is it? Not at all.
It's a very good time.

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Come in, Mike!

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Sit down, Mike!

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How are you, Mike?

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Well, to tell you the truth, I'm a bit
worried.

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Why are you shouting?

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Oh, sorry.

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The baby's in the back garden, you see,
and the sound of my voice reassured him.

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Would you like to... No, no, he's
probably asleep by now.

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Actually, I've got something in the
oven.

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What is it you're worried about?

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Well, Laura.

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Aren't you worried as well?

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Yes, I am, as a matter of fact.

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I heard that phone call from Bruttles
yesterday.

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I mean, why should she phone me and say,
hello, Mike, and then hang up?

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Well, I'll tell you what I think.

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I think she's in some sort of trouble. I
think she wanted to tell me something,

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but, well, let's face it, it's been six
months and she lost her nerve and hung

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up. I think you're right.

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What did she want to tell me?

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Look, Mike, I should just forget the
whole thing. I can't. I mean, maybe

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ill. Maybe she's in some sort of
trouble.

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I don't think she deserves that sort of
consideration.

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That's not like you.

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Well, it is today.

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But it is worrying, isn't it?

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I've rang that number in Brussels six
times since last night and there's been

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reply.

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Why are you showing me this cupboard?

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I'm sorry, am I supposed to be deducing
something?

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I expect it's the baby.

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What is?

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Well, when a baby is born, don't women
sometimes...

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Postnatal depression, that's what it's
called.

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No, Mike, I am not suffering from
postnatal depression. I am suffering

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-Laura depression.

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Yes, of course.

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You are worried about Laura.

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Look, we've got to find out what's up,
haven't we?

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This has got to be sorted out.

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And I am going to do it.

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Nice walk.

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Really?

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So lovely to look at English things
again.

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Yes, I suppose the view from the
cupboard was rather limited.

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Oh, it's no good sitting there and
sighing.

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You think I'm behaving stupidly, don't
you?

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With knobs on.

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Is lunch ready yet?

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Yes.

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God, I'm starving.

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You're not getting any. Oh, really?

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What are you going to do, send me to my
room?

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I'll tell you what you're going to do
straight away. You are going round to

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Mike and explain.

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Look, Helen, if and when I see Mike and
what I choose to explain is really my

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business, isn't it? Not if I have
anything to do with it. Not when I'm

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to tell lies to someone who is genuinely
concerned.

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Well, I'm sorry about that.

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Good. So if we can just have lunch
now... I told you, you're not getting

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lunch. I'll go out for some.

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Oh, for goodness sake, go round and see
Mike now.

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I should really, shouldn't I?

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Yes, you should, really.

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Yes, well, I'll go.

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after lunch.

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Right then, I'm off.

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And I must say, Helen, it's very unlike
you to get into such a state over

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nothing.

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Oh, sorry. I was just having a... I was
having a look at something.

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Can I help you at all?

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I'm just looking for Mr Selway.

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Oh, he's not here.

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You're Terry?

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Yeah. Don't you remember me? Laura
Dalton.

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We did meet once.

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Gordon Bennett.

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Have I changed that much? No, no.

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Only you're here.

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Yes, that's right.

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Only Mike isn't.

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Well, where is he?

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He's gone to Brussels to look for you.

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That's England.

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Oh, oui.

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Are you saying that Mademoiselle Dalton
has gone to England?

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Hier. She's here.

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Non, monsieur. En Angleterre, hier.

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No, no, no.

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That's me.

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I have come from Angleterre to hier.

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Ici. Pas ici, monsieur. Hier.

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Hier.

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Hier.

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Yes, all right. Very good. So,
Mademoiselle Dalton is... is... Yeah!

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Santé. Cheers.

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Now, let us try a different apple.

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Aujourd 'hui.

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Today? Oui.

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Demain.

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Tomorrow. Bravo, monsieur.

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Look,

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this is all very informative, but...

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Yesterday. Yesterday.

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Bravo, monsieur.

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Monsieur, so what about yesterday?

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Yeah.

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Alors, hier.

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Yesterday. Mademoiselle Dalton. Laura.

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Par avion. The name of a place?

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Non, non, non, monsieur, par avion.

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Oh, a plane.

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All 'Angleterre.

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To England.

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Mademoiselle Dalton.

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to England yesterday.

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Madame, I think you're the first person
to tell me the truth in the last 24

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hours. Pardon, monsieur?

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Nothing. Santé.

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Cheers.

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No, it's me.

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Oh. You still here?

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That's a soppy question, isn't it?

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Oh.

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No, it isn't a soppy question. Not a
soppy question at all, Terry.

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I just thought that Mike might be on the
plane that gets in at six o 'clock.

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Well, I don't see why he'd come here
that late.

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No, come to think of it, nor do I.

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He'd have gone straight back home.

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Look, I can find his number and give him
a ring for you.

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I know the number.

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I used to live there.

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Oh, yeah.

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When I phone, there's no reply.

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Oh. Perhaps he stayed in Brussels
overnight. You know, made a little

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it.

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I don't think he'd be in a holiday mood.

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Tell me something.

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Do you two always carry on like this?

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More or less.

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Never dull, then, eh?

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No.

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Never dull.

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Well, look, I hope you don't think I'm
being rude, but I like to play with my

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little girl before she goes to bed.

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Oh, of course. You want to lock up? Duh.

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She loves Mike.

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Does she?

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Oh, yeah.

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I think it's because he doesn't do all
that coochie -coochie stuff to her.

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What does he do to her?

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Well, he talks to her, as if she's a
proper little person.

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Look, Terry, I don't want to hold you up
any more, but about Mike.

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I've already messed him up enough as it
is, so if you see him tomorrow, could

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you ask him to ring me at this number?

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Yeah, sure.

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Come to think of it, you better ring me
and I'll ring Mike.

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OK.

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I'll give you Phil's office number as
well. Oh, lovely.

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Who's Phil?

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Helen's husband.

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Well, who's Helen?

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My sister.

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Oh, you'd better give me her number as
well, then. I already did.

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I'm staying there.

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So if we should be out, you could ring
Phil and then Phil will ring me when I

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get back.

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So if we do go out, I'll ring Phil to
tell him who you are and if you should

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ring him.

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00:18:38,900 --> 00:18:40,880
I'll ring you to tell you that Phil's
rung me.

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How old is your daughter?

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She's one. Why?

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I should forget you've ever seen me.

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Go home and have a really intelligent
conversation with her.

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Well, do I lay a place for your mad
sister or what?

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She's just worried.

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Do you know how she is? You haven't seen
her since this morning.

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She wouldn't have gone back to Brussels,
would she?

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For all I know, she's pony trekking in
the Himalayas.

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I still think you should have given her
away when Mike came round this morning.

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I promise.

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I did show him the cupboard.

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Look at the level of behaviour she
brings you down to.

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Ah, there she is.

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Wonder if she brought any Sherpas with
her.

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I've been to Brussels.

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Oh, dear.

301
00:19:35,570 --> 00:19:36,570
Yes, that's what I thought.

302
00:19:37,310 --> 00:19:38,810
Laura was here all the time, wasn't she?

303
00:19:41,870 --> 00:19:43,490
Hello, Phil. You've grown a moustache,
haven't you?

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00:19:47,810 --> 00:19:49,930
Well, if you knew she was here all the
time, what did you get a brush for?

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00:19:50,310 --> 00:19:52,410
Because it didn't click until I was well
on the way home again.

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You were trying to tell me something
this morning, weren't you, when you

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me that cupboard?

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She made me promise.

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I suppose you made a swear on that
hamster's grave.

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Grumpy? Yes, indeed.

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I'm beginning to wish she'd never come
back in the first place.

312
00:20:03,350 --> 00:20:05,370
Well, that's something I still don't
know.

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00:20:05,950 --> 00:20:07,030
Why did she come back?

314
00:20:07,730 --> 00:20:09,490
Well, I think she should tell you that
herself.

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00:20:10,010 --> 00:20:11,370
Yes, and we have a finder again.

316
00:20:12,740 --> 00:20:14,140
Well, I don't know what's happening.

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I'm waiting.

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00:20:18,960 --> 00:20:19,960
Honestly.

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00:20:24,060 --> 00:20:25,060
Oh, hello, Mark.

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00:20:30,020 --> 00:20:31,020
Hello.

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00:20:32,240 --> 00:20:34,080
It's like Stanley finding Livingston,
isn't it?

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00:20:37,440 --> 00:20:40,780
Well, I think Phil and I will be
incredibly discreet.

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00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:42,200
And go and get the dinner.

324
00:20:42,640 --> 00:20:45,220
Yes, if you're going to have a row, I'll
make it a quiet one. Or you'll wake up

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00:20:45,220 --> 00:20:46,220
the baby.

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00:20:47,720 --> 00:20:50,180
Would you like to pay to dinner, Mike?
You're very welcome.

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00:20:50,460 --> 00:20:53,980
No, thanks. I'm not hungry. I've had
several aeroplane meals today.

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00:21:13,800 --> 00:21:14,800
I'm fine.

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00:21:16,500 --> 00:21:17,500
How are you?

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00:21:18,980 --> 00:21:20,300
Very well. How was Brussels?

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00:21:20,600 --> 00:21:22,180
Much as you left it. Sorry.

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00:21:23,260 --> 00:21:25,960
I shouldn't have asked that. I wasn't
trying to be funny. Oh, why not?

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00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:27,160
Why not be funny?

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00:21:27,380 --> 00:21:32,280
I think there's a great deal of humour
in me spending £138 going to Brussels

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00:21:32,280 --> 00:21:33,540
back for simply nothing at all.

336
00:21:33,880 --> 00:21:36,300
I'd have contacted you sooner if I knew
you were going to do that.

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00:21:36,540 --> 00:21:40,560
Oh, you mean you'd have actually
materialised instead of hiding in the

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00:21:40,860 --> 00:21:41,860
No, last night.

339
00:21:45,390 --> 00:21:47,070
Do you mean to say you were here last
night? Yes.

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00:21:47,930 --> 00:21:49,050
Whilst I was here? Yes.

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00:21:49,530 --> 00:21:51,290
In the cupboard? No, I was upstairs.

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00:21:53,930 --> 00:21:59,930
Well, of all the stupid, brainless,
gormless, dark things to do... But I was

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00:21:59,930 --> 00:22:02,370
waiting for the right moment. You had
hundreds of right moments.

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00:22:02,690 --> 00:22:05,430
Hundreds of right moments whilst I was
worrying about you.

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00:22:05,630 --> 00:22:07,450
Oh, that was nice. It was not nice.

346
00:22:08,390 --> 00:22:12,470
It was totally unnecessary, you and your
stupid phone call. Well, it was an

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00:22:12,470 --> 00:22:15,170
impulse. I decided to come back to
England and I wanted...

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00:22:16,330 --> 00:22:20,050
me anything all you said was hello Mike
and then you hung up just forget the

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00:22:20,050 --> 00:22:24,670
phone call forget I have a phone oh yeah
fine now forget the 138 pounds I spent

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00:22:24,670 --> 00:22:28,970
on going to Brussels and back for
nothing at all you've become very

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00:22:28,970 --> 00:22:35,830
what are you doing

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00:22:35,830 --> 00:22:39,770
I'm giving you your rotten money back

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00:22:39,770 --> 00:22:45,390
138

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00:23:08,240 --> 00:23:09,780
gone into both. I really don't.

355
00:23:10,660 --> 00:23:13,260
Now, listen, you two. If you want to
carry on with this, go somewhere else

356
00:23:13,260 --> 00:23:13,919
do it.

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00:23:13,920 --> 00:23:17,160
Find a pub with sawdust on the floor and
turn it into a brawl, if you like.

358
00:23:17,580 --> 00:23:21,060
But I think you ought to know that I'm
thick and tired of having my family

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00:23:21,060 --> 00:23:22,520
caught up in your raving.

360
00:23:23,500 --> 00:23:24,500
Sorry, Phil. Sorry, Phil.

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00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:28,200
Right.

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00:23:32,840 --> 00:23:34,520
Makes us sound like the Marx Brothers.

363
00:23:36,160 --> 00:23:37,720
Poor old... One time.

364
00:23:41,580 --> 00:23:43,300
I'm sorry about Brussels, Mike.

365
00:23:45,160 --> 00:23:47,920
Oh, I don't know.

366
00:23:49,220 --> 00:23:50,220
Maybe you were right.

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00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:53,880
I don't mean about going in the first
place. I mean about the phone call and

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00:23:53,880 --> 00:23:54,880
your day trip.

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00:23:57,300 --> 00:23:59,340
Didn't even remember to get any duty
free.

370
00:24:03,280 --> 00:24:05,400
Well, now that you're back, are you...

371
00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:07,340
You staying for good or what?

372
00:24:07,940 --> 00:24:08,899
Oh, yes.

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00:24:08,900 --> 00:24:09,900
I think so.

374
00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:13,080
Well, we must meet up sometime.

375
00:24:13,900 --> 00:24:14,960
Have a chinwag.

376
00:24:15,160 --> 00:24:16,820
Yes, lots of news to catch up on.

377
00:24:17,960 --> 00:24:20,660
Well, we'll have dinner or something.

378
00:24:21,200 --> 00:24:22,200
Oh, that would be nice.

379
00:24:23,020 --> 00:24:25,000
No reason why we can't remain friends,
is there?

380
00:24:26,520 --> 00:24:27,520
No.

381
00:24:27,840 --> 00:24:28,840
No, of course not.

382
00:24:31,160 --> 00:24:35,060
Well, I'd better be off. Let Phil and
Helen have their house back.

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00:24:35,900 --> 00:24:37,540
Say goodbye to them for me, will you?

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00:24:42,900 --> 00:24:45,960
Well, I'll see you soon.

385
00:25:08,600 --> 00:25:09,860
Look, about the check.

386
00:25:11,100 --> 00:25:12,240
What about the check, Mike?

387
00:25:12,440 --> 00:25:13,520
You forgot to sign it.

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00:25:41,590 --> 00:25:48,490
A fine romance with no wrestling A

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00:25:48,490 --> 00:25:55,090
fine romance with no netting We two are
just as prickly as

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00:25:55,090 --> 00:26:01,870
cactus plants Love hasn't got a charm It
is a fine romance